Interior Degradation
a poem
There is a montage in the film Forrest Gump where Forrest runs across the country and again until he decides to stop and in some of the scenes it was not Tom Hanks running but you didn't know that unless you watched him on an interview show like Letterman or Leno or Graham Norton where he tells the anecdote everytime he tells it as if the audience doesn't know it, and the host 'just' found out or is hearing the story for the first time but I grew up in the golden age of television and I have seen Tom Hanks give that story at different ages on different stages for 30 years going now in that time I developed an ulcer not from drinking just from stressing and it grew until it was three inches wide a hole in my stomach the first time he told the story I laughed at it because his brother does kind of look like him and from a distance it makes sense and apparently Tom Hanks paid for the scenes and got himself a backend deal which is the opposite of an ulcer an ulcer is a backend deal but not with money mostly with bile and pain the kind that if you were in The Walking Dead you would cover yourself with to escape the walkers which are slow zombies the kind that George A. Romero used and are the only real kind of zombies and sometimes ulcers cause fever dreams and I dream of being on Fallon and telling him the difference between types the zombies are all falling apart from whatever thing is killing them really internal degradation so their bodies decay visibly they have an ulcer on the outside and Tom Hanks wouldn't know that he hasn't been in a zombie movie nor has his son Colin there is a zombie moved called Colin and another called Hank vs The Undead not even Jim Hanks who ran as Forrest ever has run from the undead the last time he told that story the last time that I saw it at least was on Tiktok in vertical format and he is older now then when I first saw him tell it but I laughed, not at the story but that he tells it with so much joy and why not the movie made almost 700 million and he is healthy and so is Jim and Colin and even Larry his brother is an etymologist and the Walking Dead series continues and one of them is being shot here in my hometown its not like the ulcer is something I can blame on Tom but it isn't completely off the table because the first time he told the story I laughed until it hurt a bit and I wonder did Tom Hanks kind of a slow moving spiritual zombie bite me from a distance and I have been degrading internally since? or was I irked I didn't spot Jim running in the movie when I was 12 twelve year old John was an idiot whose behaviors still punish me to this day so instead of blaming young John I think I will ask Tom Hanks about it when I tell this story on Fallon who loved this poem so much he asks me to be on his show in the fever dream that comes when the pain is so much that I have to lie down I like to watch the slow zombies even as they kill off the characters and the writing is bad, so bad, so bad as they go for the last cash grab but Graham Norton sees me on Fallon and calls me to come over and I rip the British to his face because I am Irish and nothing else and sometimes we get ulcers from stress from the British so maybe Graham Norton won't want me on after all



